We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
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I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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