she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
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he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
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I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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