SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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