I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
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Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
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I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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