Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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