I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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