Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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