How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Pants 0. Shit 1.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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