pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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