So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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