left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
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Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
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I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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