it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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