He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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