just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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