I'll bet she douches with gravy.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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