he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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