I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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