there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
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Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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