found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
No I am not eating basil off your cock
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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