it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
