butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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