do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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