We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
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he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
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According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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