hotel room ftw
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
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If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
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there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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