I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Randomize
