I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
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Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
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This tent reeks of fear and sangria
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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