Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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