We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Two words: nipple clamps
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