My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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