I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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