After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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