the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Let's paint friendship bongs
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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