They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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