I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Randomize
