"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I have fence marks all over my body
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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