two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
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Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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