saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
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I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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