I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Randomize
