If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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