they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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