Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
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he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
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Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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