I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
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I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
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I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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