we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
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we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
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She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I just gargled with NyQuil
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Have fun and good luck.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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