all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
she pinky promised me she was 18
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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