I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
My cat gives me a boner
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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