new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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