I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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