i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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