just come out here and I will go home with you...
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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