with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
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Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
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Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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