The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
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I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
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Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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