gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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