love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Randomize
