"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
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I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
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Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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